am i a good one?
am i a good woman?
are my legs long enough
or my breasts too small
is my skin smooth enough
what do you look for?

can i fit you?
i'm begging please
can i fit you?
i'm begging for this

hey wait i didn't mean what i said
just give me one fat second
let me crawl back into place
into bed

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if you call me
i'll come running
i'll pull you in me
oh and if you want me you can unlock me
i will please you 
just tell me what you want me to do
i am convieniant

do i taste good
do i taste good to you?
do you like how i make you come
do you like how i please you?
you can find curled in black leather 
on your kitchen floor
or sprawled painted in the middle of your bed

hey wait i'll fly in with the moon to your door
sneak 'round the corner 
i'll slide in your window 
stand bloody on your floor

yes i'm huge 
i'm ten feet tall
and i've come to get you
i've come to swallow you whole
there's nothing you can say 
nothing they can do to make me stay
to make me go away

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